go do what you do best...puke behind churches
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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