Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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