there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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