The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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