Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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