my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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