He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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