3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
