Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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