Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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