She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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