Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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