Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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