Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Shame - the story of my life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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