Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I believe in your delicious
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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