Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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