U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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