Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
