You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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