I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Sober January is a disaster.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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