Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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