it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Buhtt sex?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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