I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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