wanna go halves on a baby?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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