Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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