Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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