I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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