I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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