It's just like the Real World with babies
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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