another moral hangover. fuck.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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