I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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