Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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