I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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