sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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