Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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