Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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