why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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