Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
