3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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