rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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