How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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