My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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