Will you blow on my dice?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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