Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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