I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it's like iHOP with fire
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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