A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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