Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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