i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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