Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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