I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize