Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I understand Curling. That high.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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