my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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