just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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